D&D Jokes For Dungeons And Dragons Fans
Updated: Jun 11
We have put together the funniest collection of D&D jokes for all the Dungeons And Dragons fans amongst us.
For those who don't play D&D, these jokes will probably be lost on you but feel free to have a read anyway. If you have no idea what Dungeons And Dragons is, it is a fantasy table top role playing game that is immensely popular around the world, so popular that we compiled this collection of D&D jokes! Enjoy.
A human, a half orc, and an elf walk into a bar. The dwarf walks under it
Two gnolls are sitting in the woods eating lunch. One says "Boy do I hate my wife" and the other one says "Then just eat the salad"
Yo mom so stupid she starved an illithid
Yo mom so fat she wears a bag of holding as a mumu
Yo momma so easy I rolled a one and still hit it
How do you know if there's a Paladin in the party? Trust me, you'll know.
Some people say rolling dice for stats in D&D is old fashioned and outdated. But I think it builds character.
A group of four players form a party for a new campaign. Player one creates a paladin, to provide buffs and give the party a meatshield. Player two decides on a rogue, to serve as the party's dedicated trapfinder and lockpicker. Player three wanted to be a ranger, to help the party track enemies. Player four chose a wizard, to wipe out their enemies with arcane might.
Upon taking heavy injuries during their first combat and having no way to heal, the party realized they had made a clerical error.
How many half-elves does it take to screw in a light bulb.
Just one. Turns out, they're actually good for something.
What did the courrier say when asked what his favorite armor type is? "I'm a mail man"
How do you get a D&D player to go out with you?
You ask them for a d8
Why do paladins wear chainmail?
Because it’s holey armor.
Why did the Halfling stop dating his Warforged girlfriend?
Because she was too high maintenance
How does the paladin protect against the heat of a Fire bolt?
He turns up his AC!
What happens when you stand on a d4?
Your foot takes 1d4 damage.
Where does the ranger keep their arrows?
In the monsters!
Which body of water do you get bonuses to sail across? The proficien-sea!
Why was the musician kicked out of the tavern? He was bard!
What do you get when you cross the wizard and the rogue? Time to roll initiative.
Why do wizards like fireball much? It’s a well-rounded spell.
What happened to the demon when his girlfriend joined the Holy Order? He got FIEND-ZONED.
How do you call a magician who’s incredibly good with cooking? A sauceror.
My warlock got hit in the face pretty hard last session and lost a tooth, He now has to wear Braces of Defense.
What do you call an Ent in a blizzard? Shiver-me-Timbers… brrrrr….
We hope you enjoyed our favourite D&D jokes