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The Best Rizz Jokes For 2024

Firsty, what is Rizz? Urban DIctionary defines Rizz as the ability to confidently approach people and talk to them, in a more romantic or flirty way.

Funny Rizz joke

We have put together a collection of the best rizz jokes for 2024.

Usually people use the term "rizz him/her up" to show how this complex concept of rizz can be simply applied whilst talking to a person.

Is there an airport close by or is that just my heart taking off?

Man: Is there a vet somewhere around here?

Lady: I don't think so, why?

Man: (Proceeds to flexing his biceps) Because these pythons are sick

Man: By any chance are you an appendix?

Woman: No, why is that?

Man: Because I have no idea how you work, but I have a funny feeling in my tummy that makes me want to take you out.

Do you have a spade?

Because I am digging you.

Excuse me but did you just fart?

Because you totally blew me away.

Apart from being really good looking, what do you do for a living?

My parents told me to never ever judge a book by its cover, but I don't know you and I am already checking you out like a library book.

I’m not brilliant at maths, but I am great with numbers.

How about this, you give me yours and wait to see what I can do with it.

Are you aware how much a really heavy penguin weighs?

Enough to break the ice.

Feel my shirt, do you know what it is made of?

Polyester (they expect you to say boyfriend material)

Excuse me but am I able to follow you home?

Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Lady: I am sorry, but I have a boyfriend...

Man: I have a maths test coming up.

Lady: What on earth does that have to do with anything?

Man: Oh, I thought we were discussing things that we were going to cheat on.

I think you may have kidney stones, because your body rocks.

Excuse me Miss but do you have an ugly boyfriend?


Would you like one?

If you were a fruit, you would be a FINEapple.

If you were a vegetable you would be a cute cumber

If you wer a musical instrument you would definitely be a guitar.

Lady: Why?

Because I'd totally pick you.

Albert Einstein believed that nothing was faster than light.

But he wasn't here to see how fast I fell for you. Keep right on laughing by checking out one of our other joke categories or read one of our funny articles.

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