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US Customs Seize Giraffe Poo Intended For Necklace Making

Giraffe with Giraffe poo

Prepare to be amazed, because a box of giraffe poo was actually seized by customs agents at a US airport. I know, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried! The woman in question, who hails from Iowa, had brought the funky feces all the way from Kenya in her luggage. Why, you ask? Well, apparently, she wanted to make a fecal-themed necklace. Talk about a unique fashion statement!

Believe it or not, this adventurous woman had previously crafted a necklace using moose droppings. She must really have a knack for turning the unusual into wearable art. But hey, to each their own, right?

Now, before you start questioning her sanity, it's worth mentioning that giraffe poo can actually be brought into the US with the proper permits and inspections. So, our fecal fashionista wasn't breaking any rules... besides maybe breaking the boundaries of fashion.

In the end, the woman did declare the giraffe poo when she arrived at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport, which exempted her from any sanctions. But here's where it gets interesting - the customs officials decided to put an end to the adventure and destroyed the giraffe dung.

LaFonda D Sutton-Burke, a field director at US Customs and Border Protection, came forward with a warning about the risks of bringing fecal matter into the US. She revealed that there's a real danger involved and that someone could have contracted a disease from such unique jewelry. She listed a few ailments, including African swine fever, classical swine fever, Newcastle disease, foot-and-mouth disease, and swine vesicular disease, just to name a few.

So, there you have it. A woman with an unusual taste in accessories brought a box of giraffe poo all the way from Kenya, but her plans of creating a stunning necklace were sadly thwarted by customs officials. Remember, folks, while expressing yourself through fashion is great, let's stick to materials that don't pose a risk to our health!

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