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You're So Ugly Insult Jokes - How To Roast Someone Ugly

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.


You're so ugly that when you tried to enter an ugly contest the judges said, "sorry, no professionals".

You're so ugly that when you were born they had to put dark tints on your incubator.





You're so ugly that when you walk into your local bank they have to turn off the security cameras so they don't break.





You are so ugly that when you look at the mirror, your reflection throws up.





You're so ugly that when you went to the haunted house you came out with a job application.

​​​You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

You're so ugly that I'm going to have to stop drinking just in case I start seeing two of you.

You're so ugly, you look like someone tried to put out a face fire with a bike chain.




You're so ugly that your mum takes you to work with her everyday just so that she doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.




You are so ugly that your portraits hang themselves.

You're so ugly that instead of seeing a doctor when you get sick, you go to the local vet.

You're so ugly that when you stuck your head outside your car window, you were arrested by the police for mooning.

You're so ugly that whenever you sit down on sand all the nearby cats come and try to bury you.

You are so ugly that when you went swimming the tide wouldn't bring you back to shore.

You're so ugly that people don't mind when you park your car in the handicapped spot.

You're so ugly that even the police sketcher was too scared to draw you.

You're so ugly that as soon as your mother went into labor, all of the hospital staff went on strike.

You're so ugly that Freddy Krueger has nightmares about your face.

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