Watch: Karen Jumps Into Pond to Break Up Ducks During Mating Season

Every so often, the universe tosses us a story so ridiculous it feels like a cosmic inside joke. One of those moments that makes you laugh out loud and briefly forget the endless parade of grim headlines. Usually, “Karens” are notorious for sticking their noses where they don’t belong or launching into rants that cross the line into bigotry. But every now and then, you get a Karen who decides her mission is to police the animal kingdom itself.

That’s exactly what happened in California when a woman took it upon herself to “quackblock” a duck during mating season.

In a video shared on X by FearBuck—originally posted on TikTok by _juliarose—you see a park with a fenced pond and a few ducks going about their business. As one determined male duck zeroes in on a female, this woman clambers over the fence and starts scolding the bird like it’s some rowdy teenager. No joke—she yells, “Hey! Get off of her! Stop it! God damnit!”

Then she spins around and berates the bystanders for not stepping in, before leaping into the water herself to break up the ducks. No one’s entirely sure whether she believed the duck was in mortal peril or if she just couldn’t stand watching nature unfold. Part two of this quacking madness continues below

Naturally, the internet had a field day with it.

One commenter quipped, “I think she’s been smoking quack.”

Another pointed out, “She thought she was rescuing the duck, but that’s just how they mate. It’s rough sometimes.”

And someone else chimed in, “We all know what she’s like at the club.”

Safe to say, this woman missed a few chapters about the birds, the bees, and the circle of life. Let this be a reminder: if you see wildlife doing its thing, maybe just let it be.