Updated: Feb 14
Let's face it, Valentines Day is a pretty cheesy and corny day right? So we put together our top ten cheesy Valentines Day Jokes.
Even if you are single you will hopefully get a laugh out of these because hey, you don't have to be in a relationship to laugh at a joke!
You better grab a glass of wine because there is a lot of cheese below....
10. They say that love is blind, well if that is the case how come lingerie is so popular?
9. What did the phone give her boyfriend for Valentines Day? She just gave him a ring.
8. Why did the magnet and paper clip love each other? It was extreme attraction from the moment they got close to each other
7. I think that I may just spend Valentines Day with my ex.... Box One.
6. I am single this Valentines Day so I am trying to analyse and figure out exactly where I have been going wrong. I have plotted a graph with an ex's axis and a why axis.
5. My favourite part about Valentines Day is the day after when all of the unsold chocolate and candy is at half price.
4. What did the switch say to the lamp? I am about to turn you on baby.
3. What is the one kind of flower that you should never give anyone as a gift on Valentines Day? A cauliflower of course
2. Why did the apple ask the sultana out? Because he couldn't get a date.
and our number one cheesy Valentines Day Joke for 2020 is....
1. Me: "Siri, do you have a date for Valetines Day?"
Siri" "Yes, Valentines Day is on the 14th of February"
Happy Valentines Day from B-Man and George The Monkey :)