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The Best Actually Funny Knock Knock Jokes!
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Tell me a knock knock joke you ask? Ok, let's dive right into these corny knock knock jokes..
Knock knock
Who's there?
Yoda Lady
Yoda lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
It is actually pronounced kangaroo.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Guru
Guru who?
Guru 5 inches since I last saw you.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No you're a poo!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oink oink
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?
Knock knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jehovah's witnesses
Knock knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind..... it's pointless
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow's go
Cow's go who?
No silly, cow's go mooooo
Knock knock
Who's there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
......
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
or.. Why are there no knock knock jokes on the 4th of July?
Because freedom rings.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Yes!
Did you hear about the knock knock joke between the owl and the woodpecker?
Knock knock
Hoos there
Knock knock
Hoos there
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiots house
Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me
Knock knock
Who's there?
Iowa
Iowa who?
I owe a big apology to you for this joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you
Knock knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door and let me in?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris still shut, please open it for me
Knock knock
Who's there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little help here opening the door.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy bell is fixed I won't have to knock knock on the door anymore.
Knock knock
Who's there?
King Tut
King Tut who?
King Tut-key Fried Chicken. Let's eat
Knock knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger, I brought the hamburger buns.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink quickly before it overflows.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
Are you some kind of nut or something?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Alec
Alec who?
Electricity, shocking stuff
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you
Knock knock
Who's there?
Moustache
Moustache who?
I really moustache you a question but I will shave it for later.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You are very welcome
Knock knock
Who's there?
Yah
Ya who?
Well, I am very happy to see you as well.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Ok, that is easy, w.h.o.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo hoo?
There is no need to cry, it is just a joke.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it is freezing outside.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey seems to be broken, please open the door for me.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran
Iran who?
I raaan, ran so far away (Flock of Seagulls fans will understand)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The doorbell repair man.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke out the window and find out.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Michael Snifferpuppets
Michael Snifferpuppets who?
Oh come on, how many Michael Snifferpuppets do you know? Let me in already.
(Try this with a friend, say this)
I know a knock knock joke but you have to start it
Friend: Okay, knock knock
You: Who's there? (cheeky grin)
Friend: Stuff you, that's who
Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?
Because there's always Whos there!
A gardening knock knock joke
knock knock
Who's there?
Wheel barrow
Wheel barrow who?
Wheel barrow 2 pairs of gardening gloves please.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maya
Maya who?
Maya hee, maya hoo, maya ha, maya a-ha!
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