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Knock knock

Who's there?

Yoda Lady

Yoda lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

It is actually pronounced kangaroo.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

No you're a poo!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Oink oink

Oink oink who?

Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?

Knock knock

Who's there?

To

To who?

To whom

Knock knock

Who's there?

Jehovah's witnesses

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Knock knock

Who's there?

A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?

Never mind..... it's pointless

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cow's go

Cow's go who?

No silly, cow's go mooooo

Knock knock

Who's there?

Suspense

Suspense who?

......

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin', they hatin

 

 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the village idiots house

Knock knock

Who's there?

The chicken!

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Amos

Amos who?

A mosquito just bit me

 

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Iowa

Iowa who?

I owe a big apology to you for this joke

 

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Weevil

Weevil who?

Weevil weevil rock you

 

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you going to open the door and let me in?

 

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris still shut, please open it for me

 

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Needle

Needle who?

Needle little help here opening the door.

 

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Wendy

Wendy who?

Wendy bell is fixed I won't have to knock knock on the door anymore.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

King Tut

King Tut who?

King Tut-key Fried Chicken. Let's eat

 

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the sink quickly before it overflows.

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

Are you some kind of nut or something?

 

 

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Alec

Alec who?

Electricity, shocking stuff

 

 

 

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arch

Arch who?

Bless you

Knock knock

Who's there?

Moustache

Moustache who?

I really moustache you a question but I will shave it for later.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Tank

Tank who?

You are very welcome

Knock knock

Who's there?

Yah

Ya who?

Well, I am very happy to see you as well.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Spell

Spell who?

Ok, that is easy, w.h.o.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo hoo?

There is no need to cry, it is just a joke.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it is freezing outside.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mikey

Mikey who?

Mikey seems to be broken, please open the door for me.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Iran

Iran who?

I raaan, ran so far away (Flock of Seagulls fans will understand)

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The doorbell repair man.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Luke

Luke who?

Luke out the window and find out.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Michael Snifferpuppets

Michael Snifferpuppets who?

Oh come on, how many Michael Snifferpuppets do you know? Let me in already.

 

 

(Try this with a friend, say this)

I know a knock knock joke but you have to start it

Friend: Okay, knock knock

You: Who's there? (cheeky grin)

Friend: Stuff you, that's who

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