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Working in the mirror factory is something I can literally see myself doing

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I am always late for work but I make up for it by always leaving early.

 

 

 

 

I took an exam last week to see if I could become an insect inspector.

I think I will get the job because I boxed all the right ticks.

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Working as a lumberjack for the past 3 years I know that I have cut down 10,432 trees.

How you ask?

Everytime I cut one down I keep a log.

 

 

 

 

I worked a few months as a tailor last year.

I wasn't really suited for it and the work was so-so.

 

 

 

 

Why did the bloke have to quit his job at Ford installing mufflers?

It was just too exhausting.

 

 

 

 

Why couldn't the guy be a fulltime fisherman?

The net income wasn't enough.

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Why did the man have to quit his job fixing baths, sinks and showers?

The work was just too draining.

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People are often shocked when they find out what a bad electrician I am.

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I tried to spend this summer making orange juice.

I had to stop the job because I couldn't concentrate.

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I got a commerce degree and then tried my luck as an investment banker.

It was a fun gig for a while but I eventually quit because I lost interest.

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Employer: For this role the candidate needs to be responsible

Me: I'm your man, in my last job whenever anything bad happened the boss always said to me "you are responsible".

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb.. 1 or 2? 1.. or 2?

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I work as a lifeguard, it is my job is to actively fight natural selection.

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A man was brutally attacked then robbed and left bleeding and bruised in the street.

A Psychologist rushes up to the man and says: "Dear lord! Whoever did this really needs some help!"

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I have a hilarious joke about a courier, but I am afraid you may not get it.

 

 

 

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How can you tell if a lead singer is at your front door?

He is not sure where to come in and he is unable to find the key

 

 

 

 

In retail, there are 2 important things to learn which are honesty and empathy, and the sooner you learn to fake these the better you will be at your job.

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Where do typists go to get drunk?

The space bar.

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Today I walked down a street where many computer programmers live.

The houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1MB.

For some reason it felt like a trip down memory  lane.

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