Keep Laughing Forever With These Funny Jokes About Jobs!
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Other Job Jokes
Working in the mirror factory is something I can literally see myself doing
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I am always late for work but I make up for it by always leaving early.
I hired a handyman and gave him a list of jobs to do. Of the jobs on the list, he only completed numbers 1,3,5 and 7. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
I took an exam last week to see if I could become an insect inspector.
I think I will get the job because I boxed all the right ticks.
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Working as a lumberjack for the past 3 years I know that I have cut down 10,432 trees.
How you ask?
Everytime I cut one down I keep a log.
I worked a few months as a tailor last year.
I wasn't really suited for it and the work was so-so.
Why did the bloke have to quit his job at Ford installing mufflers?
It was just too exhausting.
Why couldn't the guy be a fulltime fisherman?
The net income wasn't enough.
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Why did the man have to quit his job fixing baths, sinks and showers?
The work was just too draining.
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People are often shocked when they find out what a bad electrician I am.
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I tried to spend this summer making orange juice.
I had to stop the job because I couldn't concentrate.
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I got a commerce degree and then tried my luck as an investment banker.
It was a fun gig for a while but I eventually quit because I lost interest.
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Employer: For this role the candidate needs to be responsible
Me: I'm your man, in my last job whenever anything bad happened the boss always said to me "you are responsible".
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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb.. 1 or 2? 1.. or 2?
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I work as a lifeguard, it is my job is to actively fight natural selection.
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A man was brutally attacked then robbed and left bleeding and bruised in the street.
A Psychologist rushes up to the man and says: "Dear lord! Whoever did this really needs some help!"
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I have a hilarious joke about a courier, but I am afraid you may not get it.
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How can you tell if a lead singer is at your front door?
He is not sure where to come in and he is unable to find the key
In retail, there are 2 important things to learn which are honesty and empathy, and the sooner you learn to fake these the better you will be at your job.
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Where do typists go to get drunk?
The space bar.
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Today I walked down a street where many computer programmers live.
The houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1MB.
For some reason it felt like a trip down memory lane.
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Boss: Why do I always have to come looking for you?
Me: Because a good worker is hard to find.
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I had a job selling bras for a while, but I couldn't support myself.
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I worked at a coffee cup packaging factory for a short while, it just wasn't my cup of tea I guess.
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I worked as a barber for a while there, I just couldn't cut it.
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I once worked for an elevator company, the job had its ups and downs.
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I sold glasses for a while but I couldn't really see myself making any money.
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