Space Puns And Jokes That Are Astronomically Funny

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Space Puns

How do you start a fight in space?

"Comet me bro."

I have an excellent pun about space.

It took me a long time to planet though.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He needed a little space.

 

 

 

I am amazing when it comes to telling Space Puns.

I win the constellation prize almost every time.

 

 

 

I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, Neil before me.

 

 

 

Some excellent life advice, don't spend your life Saturn on the sofa.

Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

Because it is a little meteor.

Space puns are the final fun-tier

What did tennis player John Mcenroe say when he went to space?

"You cannot be Sirius."

What should you do if you see a spaceman?

Quickly park your car in it.

Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave earth?

There wasn't enough space to fly it.

Orion's Belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible pun sorry, it is only 3 stars.

There are so many possibilities, I don't have the Space or the Time to Continuim.

I am craving sugar, I need a milky way.

There is apparently a black hole in Uranus.

I took a rocket science course last year. It was a blast.

Did you hear what happened when Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

I wanted to buy the latest telescope so I could see outer space but the cost was astronomical.

Last night I sat outside to watch a satellite pass by.

It went over my head.

I have hit the space bar 37 times in a row now but I still remain on earth.

I told my school teacher that I wanted to be a Spaceman when I grow up.

He told my parents that I have high hopes.

I grew up with a couple of brothers, one of them became a spaceman and the other became a full time gardener. He was more down to earth.

Being an astronaut is probably the only profession where you don't lose your job after being fired.

How did the astronaut get here baby to go to sleep?

She sang it Rocket Bye Baby.

A lot of Astronauts have a fear of getting fired into space, they need to over comet.

When the earth rotates it truly does make everyones day.

What genre of music do aliens prefer?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of money is used for trade in outer space?

Star bucks.

How do astraunauts usually say sorry to each other?

They Apollo-gise.

How do astronauts keep in touch with their buddies?

Through Spacebook

Why did Venus dump Mars?

She only wanted a pluto-nic relationship.

When do Astronauts get up for work?

Alien the morning.

What is the most common plant in space?

Venus flytrap.

Which day of the week do aliens look forto most of all?

Saturnday

How many ears does Captain Spock have?

3. A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier.

Bought my buddy a jumbo skyrocket last guy fawkes, he is over the moon.

What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy?

Snailiens.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What flew in from outer space to perform magic tricks?

A flying saurcerer

What do you call an almond on a space ship?

An astro-nut.

What do you call an insect on the moon?

A lunar-tick

 

Space Jokes

 

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

 

 

 

What does NASA stand for?

Need another seven astronauts.

Why does Earth have its own day but the Sun doesn't?

It does, every week there is a Sunday.

Which was the first animal that ventured into outer space?

The cow that jumped over the moon.

How do you know when the moon is not hungry?

It is full.

How do you know when the moon is poor?

It is down to its last quarter.

Who does NASA arrest?

Illegal aliens.

What made the cow jump over the moon?

The farmer had extremely cold hands.

Two Australian blondes are sitting outside in a park bench one night when one asks the other "do you think the moon is farther away than New Zealand?" The other blonde replies to her "well can you see New Zealand?"

What is E.T short for?

He has tiny little legs.

 

 

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