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Keep Laughing Forever With These Funny Brunette Jokes!

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Brunette Jokes

Q. What is the one thing that brunettes miss most about an awesome party?

A. An invitation

Q. Which company makes bras for brunettes?

A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A. It matches the colour of their moustaches.

Q. What is the main reason a brunette is able to keep her figure?

A. Nobody else wants it.

Q: What is black, blue and brown in colour and found lying in a ditch?

A: A brunette who tells blonde jokes in front of a blonde.

Q: What do you call a really good looking man who is with a brunette?

A: A hostage

Q. What’s a brunette’s mating call?

A. "Has the blonde left yet?

Q. Why is ‘brunette’ considered a very evil colour?

A. When was the last time you saw an evil blonde witch?

Q: Why don't you ever hear brunette jokes?

A: Because blondes would have to come up with them.

Q: Why are brunette jokes one-liners?

A: So that blondes are able to remember them.

Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras ?

A: It is much more cost effective than changing their bandaids every day.

Q: A blonde and a brunette are thrown off a tall building, who dies first?

A: The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions on the way down.

Q: What is more stupid than a brunette building a fire under the water?

A: The blonde who trying to put it out.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

A: An interpreter.




Q. Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?

A. The hair from a buffalo’s ass was much more manageable.






Q: Why did the brunette cross the road?

A:  Nobody knows. They were all too busy watching the blonde.

Q: Why don’t brunettes make good cattle ranchers?

A: Because they are unable to keep their calves together.

Q: Why did the brunette take up cross fit training?

A: She wanted to hear heavy breathing.

Q: Why do brunettes make awful lawyers?

A: They blow every case.

What did the brunette say just after she picked her nose?



How can you tell the brunette in the paddock of cows?

She is the one who isn't wearing a bell.

Why did the brunette get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing out the W's

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