The Funniest Name Jokes Collection

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs?

Bob

What do you call a man in shark infested waters?

Chum.

What do you call a lady who always sets fire to her power bill and phone bill?

Bernadette (Burn a debt)

What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head?

Cliff

What do you call a man who has a spade for a head?

Doug

What do you call a man who doesn't have a spade for a head?

Douglas.

What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other one?

Eilene

What do you call a woman who has legs of equal length?

Nolene

What do you call an asian woman who has one leg longer than the other one?

Irene.

What do you call a man who is always at your front door?

Matt.

What do you call a man who has a car above his head?

Jack.

What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?

Rob.

What do you call a guy who keeps vomiting?

Chuck.

What do you call a man who keeps rabbits up his shirt?

Warren.

What do you call a man who is in the dirt in your garden?

Pete.

What do you call a guy who is building a wall in the middle of a river?

Adam.

What do you call a guy with a radio?

Roger.

What do you call a lady who is hanging from a roof?

Eve.

What do you call a man sitting in hot water?

Stew.

What do you call a man who is sitting in barely warm water?

Luke.

What do you call a man who is hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?

Phil.

What do you call a man who has a plank on his head?
Edward.

What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head?
Edward Wood.

What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head?
Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man who has 4 planks on his head ?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.

What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?

Lou.

What do you call a woman who sits on the toilet twice?

Lulu

What do you call a woman who keeps singing christmas songs?

Carol.

What do you call a woman who works with cats?

Kitty.

What do you call a man who loves travelling long distances?

Miles.

What do you call a man who has a car licene plate tattoo?

Reg

What do you call a lady who has radiator for a body?

Anita.

What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?

Claude.

What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?

Frank.

What do you call a woman who stands outside when high winds are blowing?

Gail.

What do you call a woman who catches fish using her body?

Annette.

What do you call a woman who has a back like a turtles?

Shell.

What do you call a man who keeps playing the bagpipes?

Scott.

What do you call a man who works in deceased estates?

Will.

What do you call a man who always wears a coat?

Mac

What do you call a man who always wears 2 coats?

Max.

What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?

Neal.

What do you call a water skier with no arms and no legs?

Skip.

What do you call 2 guys in a window?

Curt and Rod.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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