The Best Funny Riddles With Answers
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Entertain Your Friends With These Funny Riddles With Answers
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
What tastes better than it smells?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
During what month do people sleep the least?
February, it's the shortest month.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What goes up and never comes down?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not
twins. How is that possible?
They are triplets!
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Johnny of course.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
There is no dirt because it is a hole.
What is able to travel around the globe, but stays in a corner the whole time?
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
You can't keep this until you have given it.
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
A roast chicken.
How many months in the year have 28 days?
All of them.
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?
He is bald.
What part of the chicken has the most feathers?
What goes up and down but never moves?
Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?
It wasn't raining!
What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?
What always goes to sleep with shoes on?
What has a bottom at the top?
If two is company and three is a crowd, what is four and five?
Nine of course.
Jim is is six feet tall, he works at a butcher's, and he wears size ten shoes. What does he weigh?
What starts with an E, ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
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