The 20 Funniest Reddit Jokes Ever
Updated: May 13
Reddit is an amazing platform that has 52 million daily users checking out news, opinions, events and also jokes!
Reddit has had some pretty funny jokes told on the platform over time so we decided to put together a list of reddit's funniest jokes ever based on the amount of likes it has received, being safe for work, how funny we find them and understandability for the audience. Most of these are from r/dadjokes and r/jokes Enjoy! But don't forget that the funniest jokes in the world are obviously the ones on Keep Laughing Forever!
With 29.9k reddit upvotes, at number 20 on our list is a simple but funny dad joke.
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
With 29.3k reddit upvotes this punny joke is very clever.
A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
Slim to Nun?
At number 18 with 79.8k upvotes on reddit, this joke was very popular to reddit users. Note: a sub is a forum on reddit.
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
Whoops wrong sub
70.5k upvotes - A bit of a roast from Canadians to their American friends
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
'31.8k upvotes - A beautiful dad joke!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
43.1k upvotes- Another classic dad joke
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
29.9k upvotes - A joke for the space lovers
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
Neil before me.
40.4k upvotes - The perfect joke to tell at the maternity ward or at plunknet!
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
75.9k upvotes (This was told in 2017)
I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years
I don’t have 2020 vision
75.3k upvotes - A shot at the Vatican was a popular joke in the r/joke sub on reddit
If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican
We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators
77.8k upvotes - A half serious joke about climate change and hot summers!
Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
You see, it used to get cold outside
27.3k upvotes- A truly remarkable joke
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
82.8k upvotes - Here is an explanation in case you don't know what Net Neutrality is
If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality...
I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
86.4k - Many Trump jokes have been circling over the past years but this is the most popular on reddit.
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says it’s done and they all cheer in the dark.
90.3k upvotes - The election!
The 2016 US Presidential Election
That's it. That's the entire f*cking joke.
94.9k upvotes - Racial diversity is excellent.
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They're the Tolkien white guys.
98.3k upvotes - The most popular long joke on reddit!
A new Navy recruit has his first day on the submarine...
He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post. "Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope." The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by. "Son I'm changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes." The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again. "Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters." The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes. "Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!" The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."
30.8k upvotes - We love it when it is finally gone!
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
30.4k upvotes - a pun of epic proportions
What genre are national anthems?
70.2k upvotes - The most popular covid joke on reddit.
This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men
We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing
Well there you have it, we hope that you enjoy all these funny jokes that Reddit has provided us with over the years. No doubt there will be many more to come.
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