• B-Man

The 20 Funniest Reddit Jokes Ever


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Reddit is an amazing platform that has 52 million daily users checking out news, opinions, events and also jokes!


Reddit has had some pretty funny jokes told on the platform over time so we decided to put together a list of reddit's funniest jokes ever based on the amount of likes it has received, being safe for work, how funny we find them and understandability for the audience. Most of these are from r/dadjokes and r/jokes Enjoy! But don't forget that the funniest jokes in the world are obviously the ones on Keep Laughing Forever!



20.

With 29.9k reddit upvotes, at number 20 on our list is a simple but funny dad joke.

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.



19.

With 29.3k reddit upvotes this punny joke is very clever.


A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"

Slim to Nun?



18.

At number 18 with 79.8k upvotes on reddit, this joke was very popular to reddit users. Note: a sub is a forum on reddit.


BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard

Whoops wrong sub



17.

70.5k upvotes - A bit of a roast from Canadians to their American friends


Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.



16.

'31.8k upvotes - A beautiful dad joke!


As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

“You know, one would have been enough.”



15.

43.1k upvotes- Another classic dad joke


Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.


11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.



14.

29.9k upvotes - A joke for the space lovers


I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.



13.

40.4k upvotes - The perfect joke to tell at the maternity ward or at plunknet!


My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning

It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.



12.

75.9k upvotes (This was told in 2017)


I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I don’t have 2020 vision


11.

75.3k upvotes - A shot at the Vatican was a popular joke in the r/joke sub on reddit


If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators



10.

77.8k upvotes - A half serious joke about climate change and hot summers!


Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside



9.

27.3k upvotes- A truly remarkable joke


Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.



8.

82.8k upvotes - Here is an explanation in case you don't know what Net Neutrality is


If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality...