The 1980s was a fun and vibrant decade filled with memorable pop culture and iconic references. It was a time when video games like Atari and classic arcade games kept us entertained for hours. The era also brought us memorable toys and trading cards such as Cabbage Patch Kids and Garbage Pail Kids. The fashion was colorful and bold, and the music was full of catchy tunes that still make us want to dance. The 80s truly had its own unique and unforgettable charm!
Get ready to hop into a time machine and journey back to the totally tubular 1980s! In addition to the rad fashion, groovy tunes, and iconic pop culture references, we've got a hilarious collection of 80s jokes that'll have you laughing like it's the decade of big hair and neon leggings all over again. So grab your joystick, pop in a cassette tape, and get ready to giggle your way through these gnarly jokes that'll take you right back to the era of cassette tapes and Rubik's Cubes! Let's get this bodacious comedy party started!
How long did Lionel Richie sit on the toilet
Punchline: all night long
Why are valley girls so odd?
Because they can't even.
If 80s movies have taught me anything.
It is that everyone with a sweater tied around their neck is a prick.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
Punchline: Michael Jackson was burned using Pepsi, and Richard Pryor was burned using Coke
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Punchline: 22, because E.T. went home and somebody shot J.R.
How does Michael Jackson prepare his morning egg.
Beats it.
How do you know you grow up in the 80s?
Punchline: Because you still get up to turn the TV off.
What is the King's favourite song by Prince?
Purple Reign.
Why is it a good idea to have a DeLorean as a back up car?
You can drive it from time to time.
What do you get when you cross an '80s hair band with a fish?
BonChovy.
What would happen if Whoopi Goldberg married Scooby-Doo?
Punchline: Whoppi Doo!
What is Indiana Jones favourite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's Madonna's favorite sauce?
Hollandaise. Celebrate!
What did Darth Vader say when the record store employee told him they were out of George Michael albums?
"I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing."
What do Abraham Lincoln and an ’80s sitcom have in common?
Punchline: Both were shot before a live audience.
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a costume party with a classical music theme?
"I'll be Bach."
Who is Mr T's favourite character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
April, fools!
They say an 80s theme TV show couldn’t work on a modern internet streaming platform
Punchline: But Stranger Things has happened.
I purchased a Bonnie Tyler GPS but I had to take it back for a refund.
It kept telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart!
Why do the '80s kids always place the manger scene in the middle of the room?
Because nobody puts baby in a corner.
Can you believe that guy thinks he's a better Tetris player than me?
He's wrong on so many levels!
Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?
They refused to cross the streams.
Why did people in the 80s have big hair?
Punchline: To look taller on their fake ID.
Why were some people living in the 80s so clean and healthy?
Punchline: Because they had good high jeans
An 80s singer caught on fire; what does he do?
Punchline: Stop, Drop, and Rick-Roll
What do you call a large spider that likes New Romantic 80s bands?
Punchline: A Durantula.
How does David Byrne from Talking Heads look these days?
He's the same as he ever was, same as he ever was!
Which DVD won't Rick Astley let you borrow from his Pixar collection?
He's never gonna give you Up.
Why did Bono fall off the stage at the U2 concert?
He was too close to The Edge.
Why did the 80's printer keep flashing the error message that it just can't get enough?
It was stuck in Depeche Mode.
What did the '80s girl say when someone asked for her phone number?
8675309.
I have a condition where I can't stop singing songs by The Knack.
The doctors say I have the MySharona virus.
What did the patient say when the doctor told him, "Your brain seems to have deleted all information about '80s music"?
"Oh no. What is The Cure?"
The band at my wedding kept playing song by Flock Of Seagulls
So I ran, I ran so far away.
How come the members of U2 still haven't found what they're looking for?
Because the streets have no names.
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