Thief mistakenly snorts semen instead of drugs. Catches STD's.
Updated: May 21
A man has received some pretty serious karma for committing a burglary and stealing what he thought to be a jar of drugs. It was actually a jar of semen and infected semen at that!
Just when you think that the internet has hit its peak in terms of weird stuff, a story like this surfaces.
Introducing Jerry Smith, the 29 year old Florida burglar extraordinaire! This guy was all things we love to hate: sneaky, cunning, and always on the lookout for a way to make a quick buck.
But as it turns out, Jerry wasn't quite as sly as he thought. In fact, he wasn't too bright at all. You see, in a recent break-in, Jerry made a pretty hilarious blunder that landed him in the cell.
As Jerry was rummaging through someone's house, he stumbled upon a jar of white powder that he assumed was cocaine. So, like any true Floridian burglar, Jerry decided to take a bump of the white stuff to get his energy levels up.
Only problem was, it wasn't coke. No, no, no. That "white powder" was actually a jar of semen that the homeowner Jenny White had been collecting.
Yup, you read that right. Jerry Smith snorted semen.
Jenny White was the victim and she was shocked when she returned home to her apartment in Silver Springs to find that much of her erotic material such as toys and movies had vanished.
You are probably wondering about the jar right? Jenny is a regular tinder user and has an unusual collection of semen from her multiple partners stored in a jar. Kinky stuff.
Jenny was quoted saying “I know it’s weird, but I got every guy I slept with in the last two years to ejaculate in the same jar. There must have been sperm from at least 250 guys in there.”
Jenny went on to say“I had no idea what a criminal could be planning to do with a jar full of dried cum. But snorting it, that’s just gross!” We agree wholeheartedly Jenny!
Here at Keep Laughing Forever think it is one of the weirdest cases of karma we have ever heard. For his troubles, Jerry Smith has collected both oral and genital herpes as well as "the pox" aka syphilis but not only that, if he is found guilty he may be doing 65 years in the slammer and paying a fine of $455k.
The takeaway from this. If ever you see a random jar of white powder, it is highly recommended that you do not start snorting it because you may end up with a sexually transmitted disease or even worse kill yourself!
What have you got for us next internet? We are waiting! lol