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Dumping Not Allowed In Public Toilet -Satire

Updated: Jul 5, 2023

Toilet with no dumping sign


I recently stumbled upon a public restroom with a sign above the toilet that read "No Dumping." At first, I was puzzled. After all, what did they expect us to do in a toilet? If i can't take a dump here, what is the purpose of this public porcelain bowl?

I decided to do a little digging and found out that there was, in fact, a pun at play here. You see, the "No Dumping" sign was not referring to any bodily functions. Rather, it was a warning to patrons not to throw garbage in the toilet bowl.

As I pondered this, a fellow restroom user came in and quipped, "I guess that toilet's not a dumping ground for all our problems!" We both chuckled at the joke, but it got me thinking - what other puns could we come up with for this sign?

Here are a few of my favorites:

- "Please refrain from dumping your emotional baggage in the toilet."

- "This toilet is for wastewater only - please don't flush your dreams and aspirations down the drain."

- "No treasure hunts allowed - the only things you'll find in this toilet bowl are disappointment and regret."

The possibilities are endless! So, the next time you see a "No Dumping" sign above a public toilet, think about all the hidden meanings behind this warning message. Who knew that a restroom sign could be so humorous?

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