Man Sticks 9 Creme Eggs Up His Bum
Updated: Jun 22
A 34 year old gent from Lancashire in the UK has achieved a pretty serious goal. He has jammed 9 Cadburys Creme Eggs up his butthole.
Bruce Patterson is the talented gent. In 2010 he jammed 6 of the Creme Eggs up his anus and in 2015 he smashed his own record by putting 9 up his bum.
Bruce was awarded the prestigious art award the Turner Prize, for jamming a total of 9 Cadbury’s Crème Eggs up his bunny-hole over the Easter weekend.
The award, which was previously been awarded for a dead shark, and for Tracey Emin lying in bed drinking vodka in her pants and then not tidying up, was the instant and obvious choice by curators and critics. Its creator has been hailed as a genius and a legend.
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