Top Funny Karen Jokes
Unless you have been sleeping under a rock lately you will have heard the term "Karen" being used. Basically a Karen is a lady who makes it her business to complain and make other people's business her problem!
We have put together a collection of really funny Karen jokes. Let's get right into them!
How many Karen's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. She calls the emergency number and demands that a police officer come and do something about the intimidating blackness
How many Karen's does it take to change a picture?
Only one, if the picture hears Karen talking for long enough it hangs itself.
Two Karen's are out for lunch.
The waiter approaches them and asks "Is anything ok?"
Why did Karen press control, alt and delete together?
She needed to see the task manager.
What drink do Karen's always order.
A large whine. They love whine because it is made from gripes.
A group of wolves is called a pack, a group of sheep is called a flock, what is a group of Karen's called?
A Home Owners Association
How many Karen's does it take to change a lightbulb.
Just one, she holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around her.
Karen walks up to a stable in Bethlehem and screams.
"I demand do speak to your manger"
What do you call a Karen on halloween?
A trigger treator
What type of aircraft do Karen's enjoy flying on?
A Longer Karen Joke
A Karen boards the plane for her trip to Paris. She decides to take a seat in first class even though her ticket is in economy.
The first flight attendant politely asks her to transfer to her seat in coach. The Karen smugly replies, "I am travelling to Paris and I will sit wherever I please."
The second flight attendant approaches her sternly and demands that she move to coach to take her proper seat. The Karen responds by shouting loudly, "I am going to Paris and I will sit wherever I damn well please!"
The most senior flight attendant then approaches the Karen, bends down and whispers something in her ear. The Karen immediately jumps up and shouts, "Well why didn't you say so sooner?!" and storms off to her seat in coach.
Surprised, the first flight attendant asked what he whispered to which the senior flight attendant replies, "We've just checked and someone is sitting in your economy seat."