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Top Ten 2020 Election Jokes

Updated: Nov 12

The 2020 election is upon us and is providing entertainment for everyone that is following it throughout the world. It has also been a great platform for some awesome jokes. Try not to laugh too hard people!



10.

Who would have thought that two old men in their 70s could maintain an election for so long.


9.

It is crazy to think that they were considering an all mail voting system this election. Women fought so hard and so long for their right to cast a vote..


8.

What is the biggest difference between Putin and Donald Trump?

Putin knows how to win a U.S election.


7.

The options for the U.S election are as follows.

a) Trump

b) Biden

North Korea's election has 4 options

a) Kim Jong Un

b) a

c) a

d) a


6.

It is really important to make sure that you really examine the billboards for the election candidates before you vote. Last election I ended up voting for a real estate agent.



5.

When I went to get stronger eye glasses my optometrist asked me who I thought would win the 2020 election. I replied, "How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision".


4.

Why does Trump not mind if he loses the 2020 election? He gets to move into a much bigger and better house away from a black neighborhood.


3.

The latest Fox news update shows that Trump is actually winning the election, in all 50 states.


2.

If Trump wins the election I will leave the United States.

If Biden Wins the election, I will leave the United States.

This is not a political post, I just really want to travel.


1.

Americans are really stupid, it takes them days to get the election results. Here in Soviet Russia, we get results 10 years before the actual election takes place.


Bonus Jokes


The only way that Trump is going to get to 270 is if he loses 40 pounds.


I am a U.S citizen and there is no way I will be voting in the 2020 election. Why you ask? I am only 12 years old.


There should be an election recount. It would be awesome to see Trump lose twice.


Election Song "Bye Bye Donny" by Bondi Hipsters is way too funny! Watch below.




2020 Election Memes










We have more Trump Jokes Here



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