Top 10 Funny Movie Insults
Updated: Jun 24
Movies are excellent and sometimes we find ourselves quoting some of the funny lines from films and this of course includes the funny insults.
There have been countless funny movie insults over time but this is our top ten list.
10: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Coming in at number ten is a very funny insult from Brick, a sidekick to everybody's favourite news reader Ron Burgundy. "Hey, where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?" . Amazing roast here, we all know that the worst clothes come from the toilet store.
9. The Breakfast Club (1985)
For number nine funny movie insult, we go straight back to the 80's. Bad boy John Bender comes out with some gold here to hard ass high school principal Richard Vernon. "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe". The principals reply isn't too bad to be fair either. More information on Barry Manilow here.
8. Con Air (1997)
Number 8 is a pretty savage funny insult from Cyrus The Virus in the movie Con Air, "You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty." Ouch!!
7. Three Amigos (1986)
Lucky Day (played by Steve Martin) throws out this clever short barrage in the 80's classic move Three Amigos. "You dirt eating piece of slime, you scum sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat". Let's just say I am glad that noone has ever unloaded this insult on me, although it is pretty damn funny.
6. Duck Soup (1933)
You will be very pleased to know that even before you were born, there were funny movie insults from the likes of Groucho Marx. You couldn't swear back in the old days so you had to be clever with your insults. Check out his clever roast here from the movie "Duck Soup"
5. Toy Story (1995)
Coming in at number 5 is from a scene in the 1995 computer animated movie Toy Story. If you ever need instructions on how to completely dismiss someone, just ask Buzz Lightyear.
He gives Woody a real zinger here.
4. Escape Plan (2013)
Sly Stallone and Arnie get into a bit of a scuffle in the movie Escape Plan. Arnie takes a punch then proceeds to tell Sly that "you hit like a vegetarian". The funny thing is that apparently Arnie's currently diet is now 99% vegan. Go figure.
3. Good Morning Vietnam (1988)
RIP Robin Williams who was one of the funniest actors ever. The funny insult that he gives his superior officer in the movie Good Morning Vietnam is many people's favorite part of the film and with good reason too! Nothing says you are uptight more than by saying "You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history".
2. The Hangover (2009)
Well, if you can't be bothered arguing with someone for whatever reason, you can always just pull out this case closed zinger from the 2009 comedy The Hangover. "You are literally too stupid to insult".
The Number One Funny Movie Insult!
Top Gun (1986)
Slider attempts to make fun of Maverick (Tom Cruise) and Mav goes straight for the throat with an extreme personally attack about body hygiene. I still laugh every time I see this scene. "Slider.... you stink!".
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