Funny Owl Jokes And Puns For 2024

Some of these Owl jokes and puns are an absolute hoot and some truly are clawful. Enjoy!

 

 

 

What is an Owls favourite Beatles song?

Owl you need is love.

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What is an Owls favourite TV show?

Doctor Hoo.

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What did the vet say to the bird who couldn't stop hooting?

"I think you have a bad case of irritable owl syndrome".

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What did the owl say to the stand up comedian?

Owl bet your a hoot buddy.

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What did mother Owl say to her baby to calm it down?

Everything is going to be Owlright.

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What did the owl say when he flew into a large wall used to contain water?

Well owl be damned.

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Did you hear about the genius scientist owl who made amazing inventions?

Owlbert Einstein.

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Did you hear about the owl that picked a fight with every other bird he met?

He was owl up in their grill.

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What did the maths teacher say to the ow as he left class for the day?

"Make sure you do your owl-gebra homework".

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What was the owls favourite Lionel Ritchie song?

Owl Night Long.

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What did the owl say to his buddy when he saw him fall out of his tree?

I'm talon everyone about this.

 

 

 

What did the owl say when he accidentally walked in on his buddy using the toilet?

Well, this is very Owl-kward

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What did the owl say when he was a guest on wheel of fortune?

I'd like to buy a v-owel please.

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Want to hear some more owl jokes and puns?

Owl see what I can do to help you there.

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Why are owls terrible at baseball?

Too much f-owl play.

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What was the owls favourite Jimi Hendrix song?

Owl along the watchtower.

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Why do owls love to go out every night?

They love to party owl the time.

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What did the lady owl say to her husband when he told her an owl joke?

I think your a hoot, whoo could replace you?

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What did the owl say when they were playing texas hold'em poker?

I'm owl in.

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What song do owls like to hear at the club?

Hoo let the dogs owl-t.

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Did you hear about the owl that did Whitney Houston covers?

And Owl'll always love hooooo

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Did you hear about the owl that loved quoting Terminator?

Owl be back.

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What did the owl say when his a sparrow pecked him?

Is that owl you got?

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Did you hear about the three owl musketeers?

Owl for one and one for owl.

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What did the owl say when a morepork made fun of his appearance?

Look hoos talking.

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Did you hear about the owl with the big butt?

She was owl about that bass.

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What did the mother owl say to her baby that complained about her breakfast?

I don't give a hoot

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What soft drink do owls love the most?

Hoot beer.

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Where are all the convict owls sent?

Owlcatraz.

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Did you hear about the owl that had a wicked right hook?

Mohammed Owlee.

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What kind of owl is able to do the dishes?

A teatowl.

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Did you hear about the owl that turned 180?

He wasn't old, just has a really really flexible neck.

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Why didn't the owl ever prepare for his speeches?

He loved winging it.

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A couple of owls were playing pool. One says to the other "that's 2 hits".

The other replies "2 hits to who"

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