Keep Laughing Forever with these Hilarious Fish Jokes











A little fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks the fish "What can I get you?"

The little fish replies (gasping) "Water! I need water!"



2 Parrots are sitting on a perch.

One bird asks the other one "Does something smell a little fishy to you?"




Why don't fish like playing basket ball?

They are terrified of nets.

Two fish swim in a concrete wall.

One turns to the other and says "Dam".

Q: Why did the fish blush?

A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

How many tickles will it takes to make an octopus laugh?


What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand. (beatles reference)




I made some fish tacos last night.

They just swan right past them.





What do you call a fish who is missing an eye?


Where do you find a fish in orbit?

Trouter space

2 fish are in a tank, one says to the other one "I'll drive, you can shoot the guns"

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line

Which country do fish like to go for a vacation?


What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna piano

What kind of fish eats mice?

A catfish

Why are dolphins smarter than humans?

In the space of 2 hours they can train a persons to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.




What day of the week do all fish dislike the most?


I sometimes just go fishing for the halibut!

What is the easiest way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it to you.

I used to look for shellfish at my local beach every day until one day when I pulled a mussel.

It is a known fact that the swordfish is the best dressed animal in the ocean.

He always dresses sharp

Why did the dog jump from the boat into the ocean?

He thought he saw a catfish

I have always admired fishermen.

They are reel men.


What do you call the soft tissue that lies between a sharks teeth?

A very slow swimmer

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