Keep Laughing Forever With Our Funny Fish Jokes And Puns












Alright, let's swim right into the funniest fish jokes..

What do you call a fish with no eyes?


Where do fish keep their money?

In the riverbank.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?






Why did the fish get bad grades?

Because it was below sea level.





What do you call a fish with two legs?

A two-knee fish.





What do you call a fish with no legs?

A fish.





A little fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks the fish "What can I get you?"

The little fish replies (gasping) "Water! I need water!"



2 Parrots are sitting on a perch.

One bird asks the other one "Does something smell a little fishy to you?"




Why don't fish like playing basket ball?

They are terrified of nets.

Q: Why did the fish blush?

A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

How many tickles will it takes to make an octopus laugh?


What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand. (beatles reference)




I made some fish tacos last night.

They just swan right past them.

Where do you find a fish in orbit?

Trouter space

2 fish are in a tank, one says to the other one "I'll drive, you can shoot the guns"

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line

Which country do fish like to go for a vacation?


What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna piano

What kind of fish eats mice?

A catfish

Why are dolphins smarter than humans?

In the space of 2 hours they can train a persons to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.




What day of the week do all fish dislike the most?


I sometimes just go fishing for the halibut!

What is the easiest way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it to you.

I used to look for shellfish at my local beach every day until one day when I pulled a mussel.

It is a known fact that the swordfish is the best dressed animal in the ocean.

He always dresses sharp

Why did the dog jump from the boat into the ocean?

He thought he saw a catfish

I have always admired fishermen.

They are reel men.


What do you call the soft tissue that lies between a sharks teeth?

A very slow swimmer

Check out these hilarious fishing fails below

Starfish Jokes



What do you call a starfish that is acting like a jerk?

A son of a beach

What do you call a fake starfish?


How do make a starfish turn all shiny?

Drop it in sparkling water.

Last night I saw a quintet of starfish last night at the bar,

Pretty good band, 5 stars.

How does a starfish make things explode?

With C-Floor explosives.

Question... Is a starfish really a starfish or just a really talented fish?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Starfish

Interrupting Starfish wh...

*proceed to press your palm into their face*

I went to the pet store and purchased a starfish to be my new pet.

It was a no-brainer.

Which fish loves to swim at night time?

A starfish.


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