Funny Possum Jokes And Puns

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What do you call a possum laying in the middle of the road?

Obviously, it is a Himalayan possum.

After all, you did find Himalayan in the middle of the road...

What do you call an Irish possum?

Opossum

Last night I had possum soup made from Himalayan Possum,

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

What do you get when you cross a bull and a possum?

Pfft... Don't be stupid... That's a possum bull! (keep saying it and you will eventually get it)

What do you call a group of possums?

A possy.

How did possums learn to play dead?

When scientists discovered that possums are able to survive multiple rattlesnake bites.

What kind of possum goes back for a second helping of soup?

A more-supial

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

2. One to eat the possum and the other to watch out for traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum that it is not impossible.

I saw a possum on the road when I went to do my grocery shopping today.

He was still there on my way back from the store, he was extremely deadicated.

Why do you often see possums hanging upside down?

They are cleaning out their pouches.

Apparently the Redskins are changing their name to the Possums.

They do well at home but always get killed on the road.

I was driving to work the other day when I passed a dead animal on the road.

I said to myself "Oh Possum".

I was driving down the road the other day with my wife when I nearly ran a possum over.

Wife: "I thought you were going to hit that possum!"

Me: "Well it was certainly a possum-bility"

Was driving my kid to school yesterday when we saw a roadkill.

Son: What is that furry dead animal da? A possum?

Me: Possum-bly

2 Chickens are watching a possum try to cross the road. The possum fails and gets wrecked by a truck. The first chicken says to the second "I bet he never has the guts to try that again."

 

 

 

 

 

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