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Funny Possum Jokes And Puns

 

 

 

 

 

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What do you call a possum laying in the middle of the road?

Obviously, it is a Himalayan possum.

After all, you did find Himalayan in the middle of the road...

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What do you call an Irish possum?

Opossum

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Last night I had possum soup made from Himalayan Possum,

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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What do you get when you cross a bull and a possum?

Pfft... Don't be stupid... That's a possum bull! (keep saying it and you will eventually get it)

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What do you call a group of possums?

A possy.

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How did possums learn to play dead?

When scientists discovered that possums are able to survive multiple rattlesnake bites.

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What kind of possum goes back for a second helping of soup?

A more-supial

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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

2. One to eat the possum and the other to watch out for traffic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum that it is not impossible.

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I saw a possum on the road when I went to do my grocery shopping today.

He was still there on my way back from the store, he was extremely deadicated.

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Why do you often see possums hanging upside down?

They are cleaning out their pouches.

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Apparently the Redskins are changing their name to the Possums.

They do well at home but always get killed on the road.

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I was driving to work the other day when I passed a dead animal on the road.

I said to myself "Oh Possum".

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I was driving down the road the other day with my wife when I nearly ran a possum over.

Wife: "I thought you were going to hit that possum!"

Me: "Well it was certainly a possum-bility"

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Was driving my kid to school yesterday when we saw a roadkill.

Son: What is that furry dead animal da? A possum?

Me: Possum-bly

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2 Chickens are watching a possum try to cross the road. The possum fails and gets wrecked by a truck. The first chicken says to the second "I bet he never has the guts to try that again."

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Check out these funny possums doing funny possum things!

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