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Funny Chicken Jokes
Get ready to crack up with a flock of feathered humor as we delve into a coop full of chicken jokes guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. From puns about crossing roads to egg-citing wordplay, these clucky jokes are sure to have you cackling with laughter. So, feather your nest and get ready for a beak-ause we're about to lay down some egg-cellent poultry humor that's sure to make you chirp with joy!
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I started a dating website for chickens.
It’s not my regular day job… I just do it to help make hens meet.
What do you call a chicken in your family that is not related to you?
Stephen.
I think my house is haunted by the ghost of a chicken.
I may have a poltrygeist.
I just grilled a chicken for two hours.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
10. (say this joke out loud if you don't get it!)
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know.
What’s a chickens favorite composer?…
Bach…
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
It was suffering from low self esteem, which started as a hatchling as it was considerably smaller than the other chicks. It’s schoolmates were not kind, either. They would point out it’s skinny legs. They would make fun of it for getting scared easily. But most damagingly, and this was no fault of its own (for this chicken lived in the UK at a time when agricultural regulations were of a less than ideal standard), they made fun of his manboobs. He would eventually go to the gym, sign up, pay the membership fee, and… work on his pecks.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
Chicken sees a salad
I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
To see a chicken strip.
I'm going to open a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. Park it next to Chick-fil-A and open it only on Sundays
It will be called Side Chick.
Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you call a group of racist pigeons and chickens?
The Coo Clucks Clan
What do you call a chicken without feathers?
Bald.
If you serve your children frozen chicken nuggets, you're a horrible parent.
I don't care how busy you are. Find a couple minutes to throw them in the microwave.
How did the legless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What is the best way to grow chickens?
With eggplants.
What day do chickens dislike the most?
Fry-day.
Why are chickens skilled at drumming?
Because they have drumsticks.
What is it called when a chicken lays an egg on the barn's roof?
An egg roll.
Why did the chicken choose to sit in the middle of the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you obtain by placing a chicken in a concrete mixer?
A bricklayer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To demonstrate to the duck how it's done.
Have you heard about the chicken that exclusively lays eggs in summer?
It's because she wasn't a spring chicken.
Did you learn about the chicken police investigating a stolen egg from the coop?
They suspect fowl play.
A friend asked me, "How do you raise chickens?"
I replied, "Just try and wing it."
Why do chickens dislike winter?
They feel cooped up.
Have you heard about the rooster that won the best bird prize?
He became very cocky.
Why do chickens dislike bossy roosters?
Because they ruffle everyone's feathers.
What did the chicken tell her friend when they crossed the road?
"I was expecting so much more."
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