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Deez Nuts Jokes

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Firstly, What Is A Deez Nuts Joke?


"Deez Nuts" is a humorous colloquialism often used to playfully reference a man's sensitive nether regions. The origin of the widespread "Deez Nuts jokes" can be traced back to a now-famous prank call executed by the irrepressible master of mischief, Welvin Harris, also known as the one and only Welven Da Great. In this memorable phone call, Welven cunningly asks his unsuspecting father about the delivery of a mysterious package, leading to the classic setup. When his father inquires, "What arrived?", Welven mischievously exclaims, "Deez nuts!" to everyone's amusement. The resulting laughter and subsequent internet fame have solidified this light-hearted prank as a cornerstone of modern-day humor.



You can watch the original viral video below, then read through our Deez Nuts Joke collection below.

Deez Nuts And Bofa Deez Nuts Jokes

These Deez Nuts joke setups and ideas are classic, but be careful who you tell them too!




Excuse me but do you like Wendys?

- Yes why?

Because you are going to love when deez nuts hit you in the face.




Excuse me but do you Bofa?

- Bofa? I don't think so?

Bofa deez nuts!




Hey, are you familar with Landon?

Landon who?

Slip, fall then landon deez nuts.




Do you remember that guy Willya?

- Willya who?

Willya put deez nuts on your chin.




Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.

- Dee who?

Deez nuts!




Excuse me but do you like pudding?

- Yes, of course.

Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.



















Do you enjoy parodies?

- sure why?

Well how about you enjoy a pair of deez nuts on your chin.




Have you seen the film Bofa?

-Bofa? Who is in it?

Bofa deez nuts.

Have you met my friend Phillip?

- Phillip who?

Phillip on deez nuts.

Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 cd's?

-Sure thanks

To see deez nutz.

Hey there, what kind of music do you like?

- Oh, I like Green Day, Eminem, you know that type of stuff.

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

-Yeah sure.

Imagine dragging deez nuts over your head.

-Do you know who is coming to our party later on?

Yeah Dee is.

-Dee who?

Deez nuts.

Have you considered leaving?

Leaving what?

Leaving deez nuts in your mouth.




Knock knock.

Who's there?


Dee who?

Deez nuts.




I think you should be a goblin this halloween.

- A goblin? Why is that?

Goblin bofa deez nuts

Do you prefer the Yankees or the Expos?

Expos deez nuts!


Yank on deez nuts!


Funny Deez Nuts Hoodie
Deez Nuts Joke aboout roses and covid.
Funny Deez Nuts Joke about cd's

Hey do you like Chef Boyardee?

Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!

Do you know the new rapper Willya?

Willya who?

Willya put deez nuts in your mouth.




How do you say "yes, I would like some" in Spanish?


(quickly interupt) see deez nuts!




You: Dee was asking after you the other day.

Person: who is Dee?

You: Deez Nuts!

Do you like Vanessa Paradis?

-Yeah sure

How about a pair of deez nuts.

Have you heard about this new breed of bunnies that have been emerging all over town?

Oh really?

Yes, they are called Slaw Bunnies.

Oh wow, tell me more.

Slob on Deez Nuts.




Have you heard about the news in Kenya today?

No, tell me more.

Well, Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth.




Teacher: In all your subjects I am giving you D's.

Student: Well I am also going to be giving you D's.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Student: Deez nuts!

Have you played that Xbox game "Sea Of Thieves"?

Yes why?

Well Sea Of Thieves Nuts fit in your mouth.

"I was shopping at the local farmers market and purchased some fermented succondese"

"fermented succondese?"

"yes, Fermented succondese nuts"

I am so sick of this it sucks!

What sucks?

You suck on deez nuts.




Hey Mike is Phil there?

Phil who?

Fill up on deez nuts!

Do you know Landon?
Landon who?
Trip, fall, and Landon Deez Nuts!

I hate riding the train.
Really, well, if you want, you can always ride Deez Nuts!

What is your favorite animation studio?
That’s easy, Walt Deez Nutz!

Do you have any tulips?
What sort of tulips are you looking for?
I’m looking for tulips to kiss Deez Nuts.




Roses are red, Covid is the flu, can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

Candice and Ligma Jokes

Excuse me but do you know Candice?

Candice who?

Candice set of nuts fit in your mouth?

If you are so clever, have you ever heard of Ligma?

Ligma? I don't think so, tell me more.

Ligma nuts!



If you are a fan of these "Deez Nuts" Jokes. You may be interested in checking out our Insult Jokes. Very harsh, but also very funny!




On the TV show "The People Court" the guy below pulls off an absolute stunner of a "Deez Nuts" joke on the interviewer. The interviewer is absolutely blind sighted by the hilarious joke!

Funny Deez Nuts Joke About Vanessa Paradis

Deez Nuts Products

Yes, that is right, you can actually buy "Deez Nuts" products. Check out these funny Deez Nuts items.

Deez Nuts Tees And Hoodies! - (currently in stock)

A hilarious message on high quality garments from Tee Spring. (various colors available). You can let everyone know that the only thing better than these tees and hoodies is deez nuts! Click the images for more info.

A Deez Nuts T-Shirt
A Black Deez Nuts Hoodie

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