The Best Deez Nuts Jokes 2021
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What are Deez Nuts Jokes?
"Deez Nuts" in the direct sense refers to a gentlemans crown jewels. Now the various viral "Deez Nuts jokes" stem from a prank call made by Welvin Harris, aka Welven Da Great. He calls up and his dad and asks "did something come in the mail today?" and then when his dad asks "what", he replies "deez nuts" referring to his danglers before bursting out in laughter.
You can watch the original viral video below.
Deez Nuts Jokes
Excuse me but do you like Wendys?
- Yes why?
Because you are going to love when deez nuts hit you in the face.
Excuse me but do you Boffa?
- Boffa? I don't think so?
Boffa deez nuts!
Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.
- Dee who?
Excuse me but do you like pudding?
- Yes, of course.
Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
Have you seen the film Bofa?
-Bofa? Who is in it?
Bofa deez nuts.
Have you met my friend Phillip?
- Phillip who?
Phillip on deez nuts.
Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 cd's?
To see deez nutz.
Hey there, what kind of music do you like?
- Oh, I like Green Day, Eminem, you know that type of stuff.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine dragging deez nuts over your head.
-Do you know who is coming to our party later on?
Yeah Dee is.
I think you should be a goblin this halloween.
- A goblin? Why is that?
Goblin deez nuts
Do you prefer the Yankees or the Expos?
Expos deez nuts!
Yank on deez nuts!
Hey do you like Chef Boyardee?
Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!
You: Dee was asking after you the other day.
Person: who is Dee?
You: Deez Nuts!
Do you like Vanessa Paradis?
How about a pair of deez nuts.
Have you heard about this new breed of bunnies that have been emerging all over town?
Yes, they are called Slaw Bunnies.
Oh wow, tell me more.
Slob on Deez Nuts.
Have you heard about the news in Kenya today?
No, tell me more.
Well, Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth.
Teacher: In all your subjects I am giving you D's.
Student: Well I am also going to be giving you D's.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Deez nuts!
Have you played that Xbox game "Sea Of Thieves"?
Well Sea Of Thieves Nuts fit in your mouth.
"I was shopping at the local farmers market and purchased some fermented succondese"
"yes, Fermented succondese nuts"
Roses are red, Covid is the flu, can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
Candice and Ligma Jokes
Excuse me but do you know Candice?
Candice set of nuts fit in your mouth?
If you are so clever, have you ever heard of Ligma?
Ligma? I don't think so, tell me more.
fit in your If you are a fan of these "Deez Nuts" Jokes. You may be interested in checking out our Insult Jokes. Very harsh, but also very funny!
On the TV show "The People Court" the guy below pulls off an absolute stunner of a "Deez Nuts" joke on the interviewer. The interviewer is absolutely blind sighted by the hilarious joke!
Deez Nuts Products
Yes, that is right, you can actually buy "Deez Nuts" products. Check out these funny Deez Nuts items.
Deez Nuts Tees And Hoodies! - (currently in stock)
A hilarious message on high quality garments from Tee Spring. (various colors available). You can let everyone know that the only thing better than these tees and hoodies is deez nuts! Click the images for more info.
Deez Nuts Socks!
You can wear Deez Nuts on your feet. They have a picture of a squirrel and a bunch of nuts on them, funky and built to last!
Deez Nuts Vinyl Stickers!
Now you stick Deez Nuts on your laptop, your drink bottle or anywhere else you would like Deez Nuts to be.