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Tongue Twisters For 2024!

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What Is A Funny Tongue Twister?


A Tongue Twister is a sentence or phrase that is intended to be difficult to say, especially when repeated quickly and often. 

Funny Tongue Twisters are a lot of fun and our collection below is sure to provide you are your friends and family with plenty of laughs!



Funny Tongue Twisters

A mixed box of mixed biscuits.

When you write copy you have the right to copywrite the copy you write.

One one was a racehorse,

Two-two was one too,

One-one won one race,

Two-two won one too.

The excess taxes Texas taxes us Texans vexes us.

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure, until a fish with a grin pulled the fisherman in, now they are fishing the fissure for fishers.

I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most Pleasant mother pheasant plucker that's ever plucked mother pheasants.

I am not the fig plucker, but the fig plucker's son. I'm here to pluck your figs until the fig plucker comes.

“These sheaths,” she seethed, “were seized by thieves.”

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said, "the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter." Bought a bit o' better butter, not a bit o' bitter butter, that will make my batter better yet?

Irish wristwatch.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Polish pole polishers polish Polish poles.

What a great 'grape crepe' crate, Kate!

How much can can a tin can tin if a tin can can tin can?

Say "toyboat" five times really fast.

A cheap tai chi teacher teaching tai chi cheaply.

Dickhead Dan and the banana van bandana man band.

A personal attack toward a bodybuilding yeti which knows no equal is: An ad hominem on an indomitable abdominal abominable snowman.

If 5 witches have 5 switches, and each witch can switch one switch,

which witch would switch which switch?

Fickle Uncle Carbuncle chuckles while he suckles on a pumpernickel pickle cause he's tickled by the artificial trickle from the sickly freckled sickle on his tricky nickel knuckle buckle.

If you can’t scan the canned clam, hand-scan the clam can. 

Prefix has the prefix pre prefixed to it.

What if the moths were on the moth moss every month in a mob of moss moths? Would the monthly mob of moss moths mod the monthly moth moss or would the moss be mobbed with moths?

If you wore a mask while making masks, you’d be a masked mass mask maker.

Seven synonyms in cinnamon minimums.

Is this blue bra black bro?

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