Funny Your Head Is So Big Insult Jokes!
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Your Head Is So Big Insult Jokes
Your head is so big that you have to step into your shirts when you get dressed.
Your head is so big that you don't need to go to the cinema, you already dream in "wide screen".
Your head is so big that underneath your passport photo it reads "to be continued on page 2"
Your head is so big that "lather, rinse, repeat" is just not an option.
You don't have a forehead, you have more like a 6 or 7 head.
Seriously, tell me, just how big is your pillow?
No hang on, I bet that just buy a king sized mattress to lay your head on.
Your head is so big that when it rains your body never gets wet. Ever.
Whatever you do, do not let Luke Skywalker see your head, he may fly his spaceship into your ear.
As a child a lot of kids would shove things up their nose.
Did you use a bowling ball which they never got out again?
Your head is so huge that it has its own gravity pull.
Your head is so big that your right ear is in a different time zone to your left.
Your head is so big that you got booted from the stadium for blocking the skybox views.
Sponge Bob Squarehead.
Your head is so big, you could paint a target on the back of it and giants could use it as a dartboard.
Wow, you must have extremely strong shoulders.
Why is that?
To hold that absolute mega size head up.
Your head is so massive that if you used it as a bowling ball, you would be guaranteed a strike everytime.
Your head is so big that people mistake you for a real life bobble head toy.
Your head is so large that I ran around it to train for my half marathon race.
Your head is so big that you need to be careful to stay away from needles and pins so it doesn't pop.
Your head is so big that your left and right ears are in different time zones.
Your head is so big that the airlines have to charge you for extra baggage every time that you fly.
Your head is so big that the rest of your body will never get a tan.
When I was a young child I had a large head. Everyone would call me "Pumpkin head". Eventually my body grew into my head.
Now everyone calls me "pumpkin man".